Uncle T — True story. When my niece was 2 years old and her family was visiting in Singapore, my brother had told her to call me Uncle Tracey. Well, she’s decided it’s easier to call me Uncle T. And you know what? That doesn’t sound half bad.

Toaster — My fluff friend on Facebook, this giraffe has grown on me. I wanted his name to be unique. “A giraffe has brown patches, that reminds me of… a piece of toast!”