The Jump

The Jump, originally uploaded by UncleT.

“Don’t do it! There’s so much still to see in life!”crowed the barnyard animals that had gathered below the shopping cart kiosks. But it didn’t matter. The pigs were decidedly going to take the plunge. Years of being called “Porky” or “Pinky” had taken their toll.

Pinky, especially, used to comment during some of her more reflective moments about her long-suffering dislike of things pink.

Never spoken of, but surely in the back of their heads, the barnyard animals knew something might happen one day. They just never imagined that Porky would follow…

That’s One Hell Of A Bicycle Wheel!

That’s One Hell Of A Bicycle Wheel!, originally uploaded by UncleT.

falling off your bicycle can be embarassing.falling off your bicycle when there is no one around to see you fall off your bicycle is not so bad.falling off your bicycle when you are a 30-Storey giant who has crashed and has his front bicycle wheel sticking up from the ground is downright humiliating.

It Came From Terra Firma

It Came From Terra Firma, originally uploaded by UncleT.

Some called it the creep, others were more inclined to name it by other more sinister names. However, none could dispute the obvious; fingers, or perhaps tentacles, eminating from some mysterious well of nature that wanted to engulf the cold, hard facade of modern life.

Escargot? Chili Crab?

Escargot? Chili Crab?, originally uploaded by UncleT.

Cold and damp. These were the only real issues that bothered Harry. And really, what more was there to complain about in this aquatic lifestyle of his?

Fresh seafood, door to door delivery…weren’t these the perks of being up there with the top dogs in the food chain? Granted, he was getting slightly tired of this slug of a meal. Just one of those really generic types that seemed to invariably find their way to Chez Harry — no doubt due to their lack of ability to distinguish rocky outcrop from hungry crab.

Web

Web, originally uploaded by UncleT.

reminding her of the pictures of arteries in her biology text book, Cynthia was awestruck at the dense web of life hovering just over her head. each little leaf and thin branch seemed to twist and turn, until a beautiful canvas revealed itself to her.

Where Do You Go From Here?

Where Do You Go From Here?, originally uploaded by UncleT.

This is the hole that’s taken the place,
Of what used to be a former reading space;
a building of red brick had once stood.
Travel inside it now to find not knowledge and writings,
but rather the way to materialistic sightings.

BUBBLE-UP!

BUBBLE-UP!, originally uploaded by UncleT.

never before in the remembered history of the dreamdom, had anyone recalled a moment so mesmerizing as the one that was happening now. pulsating softly in the night sky, the dream spheres effortlessly coalesced into what some imagined to be a DNA double helix. was there some magical life force somehow forming from a primordial soup of muggy night air?

We All Go To Work

We All Go To Work, originally uploaded by UncleT.

there were many ways for Carlos to get to work. unfortunately the problem was in getting from the bed to the many ways of getting to work. maybe, if he concentrated really really hard, one day, he’d be able to teleport from the bed to the shower to his clothes and then to work. ya ta!

Dude, You’ve Got Bag Duty Again!

Dude, You’ve Got Bag Duty Again!, originally uploaded by UncleT.

you know how all those news stories go — that in today’s conflicts, the military must win the hearts and minds of the population they are sent to protect?

well, to stormtrooper TK-3895, the directive was more along the lines of “you gotta be a SNAG” (sensitive new age grunt). though of course, to his troopmates, it went more along the lines of “dude, you got bag duty again”.

Giant Robot Spotted !!!

Giant Robot Spotted !!!, originally uploaded by UncleT.

terrified residents then heard the monsterous laugh coming from the machine: “muaaa hahah, i will squash you like i would, a cockroach!”

Tree of Time

Tree of Time, originally uploaded by UncleT.

the traveler stood at the foot of the monstrous form, veins and sinews of gnarled bark and trunk hovering ominously over him. it seemed to mock the traveler, telling him “see what I have gone through little one? the fires, the freezing cold, the infestations… and all you can do is gawk and take pictures of me”.

Let’s Go To The Zoo

Let’s Go To The Zoo, originally uploaded by UncleT.

A staple favourite to many of the Zoo’s tourists and locals alike, the ‘Big Cats of Asia’ exhibits (and its sister companion ‘Up Close With Tiger’ featured at the Night Safari) had been looking for a fresh angle.

It was just a matter of time until The Urban Jungle took on a whole new meaning with the opening of the ‘Cars of Asia’ exhibit….

The Watering Hole

The Watering Hole, originally uploaded by UncleT.

in the tropical darkness, the herd cautiously drinks from the watering hole. 2 at a time they sip, with the rest of their kind instinctively keeping virgil. they know, as do all those who are preyed upon know, that survival itself is dependant on what can be heard.

Serengeti Dawn

Serengeti Dawn, originally uploaded by UncleT.

and as the morning sun started it’s lazy ascent up the serengeti sky, as if by royal decree, the long-necks stood at rapt attention: honour guards welcoming their majesty…

Gumdrops

Gumdrops, originally uploaded by UncleT.

blue, green, frosted or pale — it didn’t matter so much what your surface texture was as you were all proverbial drops in a bucket. all part of the great water cycle so to speak.

Gumdrops 2

Gumdrops 2, originally uploaded by UncleT.

to the multitude of gumdrop lovers around the world, it was a miraculous sight to see the raindrop-gumdrops that had found their way scattered helter-skelter all over the place.

Taste The Rainbow Of Fruit Flavours

Taste The Rainbow Of Fruit Flavours, originally uploaded by UncleT.

people these days seem to be expressing themselves in funkier colours. can you imagine the roads filled with these cars of every which colour? you’d either feel you were in a cartoon TV show or you’d get an brain anurysm because of all the colours playing with your brain.

Kiss the Golden Wind

Kiss the Golden Wind, originally uploaded by UncleT.

Golden dreams are caught on the breeze,
let them caress the air where stillness meets the wind.
Let them usher us into another night
where our dreams may enlighten us toward a new dawn.

Candy Coated Cars

Candy Coated Cars, originally uploaded by UncleT.

while walking past the mundane and muted colours of cars — though filled with Merce’s, Beemers and Lexi, Jack suddenly came across the ‘Candy Land’ cars. there was Wendy Watermelon and Linus Lemon, snuggling side by side, with Gregory Good-Grape sitting in his own little corner.

Butter Land

Butter Land, originally uploaded by UncleT.

could it be true? that those once mighty towers of concrete and glass, were now to become nothing more than blocks of butter, slowly puddling into the cool, cruel rain?